Things picked up a bit in Melbourne, bike wise. I couldn't score free bikes (actually I probably could have, but hadn't yet thought of my Australian bike connection), and renting bikes is crazy expensive. $50 per day. It costs more to rent bikes than rent a car. What's up with that?
But we wanted bikes. And *I* wanted to ride a tandem. And the tandem was "only" $70 a day. A veritable bargain, if you don't think too hard.
I've never really ridden a tandem (I actually did once for a short distance, but it was not a good bike). They seem really cool and romantic to me. Then I learned that to most people they just look dorky. But that don't bother me.
It is a little tricky to get used to riding a tandem. But not so bad. A few hours and you're fine. But there are things to think about that you rarely do: which foot is down when you coast? Which way to you lean the bike when stopped at a light. Turns out that Zora and I do things opposite. So one of us (me) has to so it the other way. No big deal. It's also pretty easy to start and coast together. Though you may coast less just to keep a nice rhythm.
Being on the front is relatively easy. When I took over the stoker's seat (rear), I couldn't handle it. Zora said the weight of the bike was very funny with 220 lbs on the rear. I had a horrible posture because the rear handlebars are linked to the front seat. So with the rear seat up and the handlebars down, it just didn't work. It may have been the position, but I couldn't get used to being on the back and not being able to steer. Every bone in my body wanted to adjust for balance and move the handlebars. but things don't help matters. You just have to sit and peddle.
I've always wanted to smoke a big one, blast music on headphones, and completely zone out while riding a bike. The rear of a tandem is the perfect place for that. But it will have to wait.
After an hour or two, Zora got used to the rear seat and could wave her hands around and cabbage-patch or do whatever else seemed appropriate or inappropriate.
The main advantage to riding a tandem in a new city is that you stay together and can talk more easily (though the person on front still has to turn his head). When you don't know where you're going, this comes in handy.
And, in another of my tandem dreams, I was able to drop Zora for a meeting, and bike away (to return the bike).
A few minor notes:
1) the chain for the front rider is on the left.
2) like much of the world but not the US, the front brake handle is on the right and the rear on the left. On the tandem, though, this matters less than a regular bike. You can jam on the front and the bike still isn't going to flip over.
3) they drive on the left.
4) it was hot. This was the only heat of our trip. It hit 106 degrees. That's hot. I've never biked in that kind of heat. It's eyeball melting heat. It one point, I burnt myself trying to get a water fountain to turn on. It was hot. Slow and easy.
5) Melbourne has lots of flies. Sounds petty, but they never mention these things before you go. These aren't your standard flies. These are little African famine-picture flies. They're small and go right for your eyes and mouth to get moisture. They're really persistent. And nasty. They can keep up with you biking until about 10 mph.
6) Australia has a helmet law for all bikers. I don't like that.
Melbourne was surprisingly bike friendly. Lots of bike lanes. Flat city. Easy to get around.
This is our tandem.
That's not us mind, you. But our friends of friends look so much cooler than we do.
We're kind of daggy.
Coming soon, the Melbourne bike map. It ain't Pittsburgh (but what is?), but it's functional and does warn: "Avoid drunk people who may stop in front of you."
Still to come: Bike Brisbane and the pièce de résistance, bike Sydney!