Thursday, May 01, 2008

Vigilante Justice?

I was biking home tonight, approaching the Queensburo Bridge, and "noticed" an expensive car driving erratically: taking up two lanes, sliding between two lanes, and otherwise making me very nervous.

At a red light, I pulled up to the car and confronted a young woman, not at all surprisingly, gabbing on her cell phone. Not only is this illegal, it's dangerous.

[I would add that since the hand-held cell phone ban, drivers have gotten noticeably less erratic.]

I loudly (her window was up) but not really rudely yelled at her to stop talking on her phone because she was obviously distracted and could kill somebody like me.

She smiled at me and gave me the thumbs up and continued to talk. I insisted she stop talking on her phone. She put her cell phone on her lap and I started to bike away. But I knew she hadn't hung up. So I came back to her window and of course she was still on the phone. I again asked her to stop. She gently waved and even kissy-kissied me, but refused to hang up.

At this point, in a moment I would call inspired genius, I leaned over, took the cap off her front left tire, and proceeded to release the air. To be honest, deep down I've always wanted to do this, but that's not really the point.

I figured if she has too oblivious to notice I was letting the air out of her tires, she really shouldn't be driving. Before all the air was out, the light changed and she gently rolled away. She could still drive on the tire, unfortunately. But it definitely needed air.

While the Indian limo driver behind her gave me a stern nod of disapproval, I believe I did the right thing, like trying to take the keys out of the hands of a drunk driver. Or am I just an asshole?

I am interested in your comments.

6 comments:

Joseph said...

Wow. That was pretty extreme. In my rural town I would have called a cop. Don't know if that would have worked in NYC. Reminds me of the time the wheel of my car fell off as I was driving--someone had loosened the lug nuts. Scary. And I was paying attention, so I could just cruise over to the shoulder, again on a rural road. I think you just contributed to making a dangerous situation a lot worse. Now she'll continue to be oblivious but in addition, she'll be barreling along the road and completely lose control of the car when her tire starts flapping off the rim. Love the sentiment; utterly the wrong action, sorry to say. I've whacked cars while riding, and certainly it will now occur to me to let the air out. But I hope that I don't! . . . yikes.

PCM said...

Joseph,

Calling a cop wasn't really a possibility.

I don't think it's a danger issue because it's not like you drive on a flat and don't know it.

And wacking a car (now who hasn't done that?) is much more aggressive. And wacking a car doesn't accomplish anything other than make an aggressive display.

Since this woman was being passive-aggressive toward me, I thought my actions seemed much more fitting.

And besides, is it even a crime to let the air out of tire? What could I be charged with?

AV said...

I just can't believe that someone DIDN'T NOTICE while you let the air out. I also can't believe that people still talk on phones and drive. Also: was the quote on the later post from Randy Cohen? He really likes the "my heart says, but my head says," turn of phrase.

Joseph said...

Yep, good point that whacking a car is pretty aggressive. In our rural town a friend of mine did that the other day and the woman go out of the car, slapped him across the face, and got back in a sped off. He was just too stunned to do anything! But I do think that people are oblivious to whether their tires are inflated--I'm amazed at the cars I've seen that are driving around with almost no air pressure. I suppose if it was fully fully deflated it would work. But if its not fully fully deflated, I think it might make a dangerous situation even worse. Love the urban legend idea. Amazing how those things can start and take on a life of their own.

PCM said...

joseph,

My goal was to disable the car. Admittedly, I did fail in that goal, perhaps making a dangerous situation more dangerous (though I still would debate that point).

But my greater ethical questions remains: was the goal justified.

AV, I can neither confirm nor deny your guess. But I will say that you are a very astute reader.

PCM said...

See a later post for the suss from the NYPD. Nothing illegal in my action that they can think of!