At this point, there's really nothing Bloomberg could do that would make me not vote for him. But goddamn he's trying!
Now I'm getting mail From Crazy People for Bloomberg. I can't believe that Diaz Quanqelina loves Mike soooo much that he's willing to hand-friggin-write a double sided post card explaining why Mike will look after my transit needs. He covers LIRR, bridges and tunnels, 311, subways, buses, and a campaign slogan all in 48 square inches of hand-friggin-written text.
But you see Diaz (or somebody) knocked on our door a while back and my wife said transit was our main issue. I wish she had said bicycles. I wonder what we would have gotten in the mail then? Maybe an "I [heart] my Bike Moonblerg" bell or something. Hmmm, that's not a bad idea.
This shit is crazy, yo! Save your money, Mike! You got my vote. And the more you send me the less I like you.